So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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@8 hours ago with 9560 notesi had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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@8 hours ago with 10339 noteshow to do your homework
- you don’t
- now lie back and watch your hopes and dreams go away
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What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover
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I like the booty, oh what a booty
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ok so today at fanime
like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever
and then gamzee got in this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day
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how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
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@8 hours ago with 6046 notesvibrators are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy
fight me
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